if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you
me: I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again.
me after 10 minutes : *crying*
dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult
being thin and pretty could solve 94.63% of my problems tbh
Pity Sex - Dog Walk
when your parents bring up an embarrassing story infront of other adults and your trying your hardest not to fucking strangle them.
if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes