The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
person annoying you?
refill their bladder
My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family
They seem like nice people
people wHO SmiLE AT YO U WHEN U MAKE EYE CONTACT WI HT THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE
I fucking LOVE earth day Im going to stick a TREE up my ASS
earth day? why not venus day or mercury day. why not sun day… wait a second
But Breathing - just my edit